From a fellow history teacher who also needed some comedy after two days of babysitting disgruntled students.
(It's a satire, not a political statement on my part.) There's an equally funny one about Sarah Palin resigning, but the language is just too bad for me to put on here. Apparently it's a big thing - there are even parodies where Hitler finds out there is no Santa, can't complete Mario brothers, finds out Pokemon are not real, etc. What a wonderful way to spend my workday!