According to them, second-born children always get the shaft. Case in point: Caitlyn's first haircut was in a fancy schmansy children's hair salon, and Elijah's was in our kitchen. You can see how well it went, even after we decided he might do better in Daddy's lap.
Finally I had to hold him down like a monkey getting shots at the vet, but his emerging "white boy afro" looks much less unkempt. Way to go Robin!